Can't Touch Me

Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me
...can't touch me
J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even J-walk in the street
I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teet
Can't touch me can't touch me...

Stop! Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,
...can't touch me
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Bagbay
It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
Let's see Regis rap this way. Can't touch me.

-Peter Griffin
Episode: "E. Peterbus Enum."

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