Herbert is also known as Old Man Child Molester. He often invites Chris over to his house and asks him if he wants to come in and have a Popsicle, or leaves strange messages on the answering machine. He has shown interest to all young boys, including Stewie, although the adults seem unaware. He owns a crippled dog named Jesse. He is an avid watcher of the Little League World Series. He is first introduced in "To Love and Die in Dixie" as a customer in Chris' paper-route.
He is voiced by Mike Henry.