I Need a Jew



Peter Griffin

Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous dancing speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

Max

Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?

Peter

Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

Max

Hey!


Credit goes to Wilbz

Last edited by nightmare on 25 August 2008 at 12:28
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