Peter wins a free maid service for one week after wining Wheel of Fortune. When Peters maid Joan arrives he makes her do funny thing like pull items out of his belly button and riding on her back to the store. After Peter introduces Joan to Quagmire and Peters other friends, alone outside Quagmire announces that he is in love with Joan. Quagmire, being the fast worker that he is asks Joan out. After several dates Quagmire proposes to Joan.
After living with Joan Quagmire turns from a sex crazed bachelor to a loving husband. Peter and his friends feel like they need to get the old Quagmire back. They do humorous things to try to convert him such as faking Quagmires death, to showing him dirty magazines.