Spooner Street wins the parade trophy for their "Who's The Boss" float. They decide to share the trophy by putting it in the street. The neighborhood declares civil war when they wake up the next morning and find the trophy gone.
Meanwhile, Meg takes Stewie to Flappy Jacks and is mistaken for a lonely teenage mother and gets a job. Meg tries to get better tips by telling Flappy Jacks customers that Stewie is her illegitimate crack baby. This causes social services to come to Spooner Street while they're at war and they take Stewie away. The neighborhood forgets their differences and plan to get Stewie back.