Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Man: And her hooters aint bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem .
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!
Brian: Something bothering you Peter?
Peter: Aw, no nothing. Just all my friends are eye humpin' my wife.
Peter: Hey, you're the Pawtucket Patriot.
Patriot: Verily! Come hither and give heed!
Peter: I don't swing that way pal.