North by North Quahog


Episode Summary

Lois starts calling Peter other names in bed so Peter thinks they should take second honeymoon in order to spice up the marriage. However on the way there, Peter crashes the car and they end up staying at a bad motel. After that, Peter poses as Mel Gibson so he can get into his high class hotel suite. While at the hotel, Peter and Lois find a secret screening room with Passion of The Chris 2: Crucify This.

Peter and Lois don't want this horrible movie to hit theatres so they attempt to destroy the film. Mel Gibson kidnaps Lois and will only return her if Peter turns over the film. Peter comes back to get Lois and hands Mel Gibson (who Lois has been warming up to) phony film and they run away. They stop at the edge of Mount Rushmore and Mel Gibson falls off. Peter saves Lois from falling and then they make love. This time Lois says Peter's name.

Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian watch over the house and take the parenting position when Chris is caught drinking in the boy's bathroom. Stewie and Brian later find out that Tom Tucker's son, also known as "upside-down face" is the one who brought the beer to school.


Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.

Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?

Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....

Lois: Is there no hope? Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

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