Road to Rhode Island (song)
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Stewie/Brian
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives
Stewie
Take it dog
Brian
We're quite a pair of partners
Just Like Thelma and Louise
Except you're not six feet tall
Stewie
Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees
Brian
Give it time
Stewie/Brian
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're certainly going in style
Brian
I'm with an intellectual
who craps inside his pants.
Stewie
How dare you
At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
Brian
Oh pee jokes
Stewie/Brian
We've traveled a bit and we've found
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound
Brian
Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie
First class or no class
Brian
Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique
Stewie/Brian
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not gonna to stop till we're there
Brian
Maybe for a beer.
Brian
Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
Stewie
That's right, until we're syndicated
Fox will never let us die
Please!
Stewie/Brian
We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing
Brian
We may pick up some college girls
And picnic on the grass.
Stewie
We'd tell you more, but we will have the censors on our ass
Brian
Yikes!
Stewie/Brian
We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!
We're Rhode Island Bound!
