Stewie Griffin

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Stewie Griffin

Stewart Gilligan Griffin, better known as Stewie Griffin is a 1 year old baby boy. He is the youngest in the Griffin Family. His dreams consist of killing his mum (Lois Griffin) and gaining World Domination. Only once has Stewie's dreams come true and that was in the episode's Stewie Kills Lois (part one) and Lois Kills Stewie (part two), in which he shoots Lois and gains world domination. Unfortunately that was all simulated, and none of it was true. Even though he is only 1, he is probably the smartest out of the Griffin family aside from Brian Griffin the dog.

Stewie is only a one year old baby except he can read, write and think and for the most part is very intelligent for his age. Most of the time his family ignores his comments about taking over the world. Stewie often plans to kill his mother, but all his attempts have failed. Stewie's sexual preference is unknown, but he has been known to be somewhat flamboyant.

Quotes

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Brian: Your drunk

Stewie: Your sexy

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Stewie: Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch.