The King and I
Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewels
Thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun
Dance and shout
He's the world's greatest ninja
There's no doubt.
Though they tried to defeat me
They can all just freakin' eat me
Cause he blew all of us away
In the planet of Siam
There's no one as tough as I am
Just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay.