To Live and Die in Dixie

Episode Summary

Chris witnesses a store robbery and is able to identify the robber. As a result, The Griffins enter The Witness Protection Program and are sent down south. There, Chris becomes friends with a boy named Sam.

The town shows a reenactment of The Civil War but in their version the South wins. Peter asks whether or not that is the truth and the whole town begins to hate Peter and Sam's father won't let him see Chris anymore. Sam kisses Chris, but Chris tells him that he doesn't like Sam like that.

Meanwhile, an FBI agent accidentally gives away THe Griffins new location. Just before the robber comes to kill Chris, Sam reveals to Chris that he is a girl. Fortunately, the townspeople save Chris from being killed.

Quotes

Peter: Alright, there's one, let's jump that. (Peter and Brian do a jump off of the back of a truck)

Peter and Brian: YEEEEEEEHAW!!!!! (They land)

Peter: Oh that was great! Hey, next time let's get Meg to be Boss Hog and Chris can be Anus.

Brian: Enos.

Peter: What'd I say?

Brian: Anus.

Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chris: What did you get from your boyfriends?

Meg: Oh you know from my boyfriend ,Prince William, I got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and a scepter...(goes crazy and runs away crying)

Stewie: She needs to get laid BIG TIME!

Peter: The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?

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