In this Willy Wonka type introduction, the brewry decides that it is going to give a tour to lucky people who find scrolls in their drinks of beer. Peter and Brian find one and go to the factory but end up getting kicked out.
Meanwhile, Lois is trying her best to beat her rival piano teacher at the piano playing contest who has beaten her every year. Lois drives her best student nuts and has no student to place in the contest. Lois learns that Peter can play the piano wonderfully while drunk. She keeps him drunk until after the piano competition so she can win.