We Live to Kiss Your Ass


All
We only live to kiss your ass!

Butler
Kiss it? Oh, we'll even wipe it for you!

All
From here on in it iss easy street!

Peter Griffin
Any bars on that street?

Butler
24 happy hours a day

Peter
Oh boy!

All
We'll stop Jahovas at the gate!

Security Guard
Can i see that pamphlet sir?

Jahova
Ouch!

Peter
My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

Chef
I make brunch

Other Chef
Clyde cooks lunch!

Chef and Other Chef
Each and everyday!

Blake
Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!

Peter
100 bucks
Blake is gay!

All
We'll do the best we can with Meg!

Meg<
Are you saying I'm ugly?

Maid
It doesn't matter dear, you're rich now!

All
We'll do your nails and rub your feet!

Lois
Oh, thats not nessac--
Oh my!

All
We'll do your homework every night!

Chris Griffin
It's really hard!

Butler
That's why we got that Steven Hawkings guy

Peter
My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

--

Used to pass lots of gas
Lois ran away
Now we've got 30 rooms
Hello beans
Goodbye spray!

Al
We'd take a bullet just for you!

Stewie Griffin
Oh what a coincidence, I've got one!

Lois
Stewie!

All
Prepare to suck that golden tea
Now that you're stinking rich,
We'll gladly be your bitch!

Peter
My god, This house is...

All
Freakin' sweet!
Welcome!

Last edited by nightmare on 25 August 2008 at 12:47
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